Over the years I’ve become unbelievably and annoyingly picky when it comes to the vampire literature. I pick a book in a bookstore, skim through its pages, read a few lines here and a few lines there, and then, usually, I put it down. I can’t be bothered to read it, many of the vampire novels are pale imitations of Rice or Holly Rice. Or they’re like Twilight. It must be said, The XIXth century vampire classics and Rice’s “Chronicals” where the last vampire books which I read from cover to cover. Anything since then has been nothing but… “skimming”, often without finishing. I easily get discouraged if a writer tries to imitate Rice’s style.
Or I if am served something like “Vampire Cowboys”….riddle it for yourselves, “darklings”.
The fact that I can’t stand Rice’s style in Rice’s books anymore does not help much either. I am prejudiced. I am sorry, all you vampire novel writers. All of a sudden, hmm no, some time ago, the Vampire Chronicals became petty and actually infantile to me, or maybe I got older and despite my sentiment for them, I can see their weak points, many of them. Rice castrated Vampire and we should all thank her. Thanks to her, the process of fang-castration continues and flowers like “Twilight” are produced. But the vampire-fans believe she made a vampire “real” and “believable”. Maybe she did. But somewhere in the process of “beatification” and “beautification”, she took away Vampire’s charm, bestiality, mystery, danger, and yes, that sublime dark beauty. Vampire became SO American.
If you’re European, you’ll understand what I am talking about.
Okay, it’s not about the Ricean world.
This post is actually about the vampire book I’ve just finished reading. I can’t say I read it page after page. BUT I read it from cover to cover, so to speak. It’s a book by Kyle Marffin titled “Gothique, A Vampire Novel”. And no, I am not writing a review, just a thought or two.
Despite the fact that I didn’t really get emotionally attached to any of the characters, mortal or immortal, I enjoyed the story, not for its “vampire” quality though. The reason why I really liked it was because it was a pretty good satire on the Gothic subculture and Goths, especially those Goths who dream of being abducted by beautiful vampires and turned. I really did enjoy scenes where such a “Gothic lovely” met her fate and faced her “dream”, and it turned out that THE vampires are nothing like those in Rice’s books. They’re beautiful, maybe, but they are not so fucking – excuse my French – damn “Ricean”, and THAT, was a – excuse my French again – fucking relief! I laughed and felt almost a sadistic pleasure reading how one mortal “sweet dark lovely” character after another was waking up from that Ricean or Britean dream…
This complete surrender to that vampire Ricean fantasy has always irritated me. It was especially seen, and could be probed, on various online role playing boards. I could never understand it, for many reasons. And it’s not a place or time to list all of them. But the main one was, to me, this quick “giving in” . It has always shown the lack of character and that need to be “owned” or “possessed”. And oh dear Twain, when the words like “morality” or “humane” or “humanist” would always come to the spotlight, I always felt like in twilight zone of the twilight zone. Trust me, when an author attempts to dwell in ethics while writing and creating his or her vampire world, it would end up being yet another existentialist novel exploring writer’s fears, questions and doubts. It could have been enough and charming when I was young, but it’s not anymore. What I want now is the book about THE vampire of flesh and blood! I don’t want a blood drinker who spends eternity on questioning his or her existence whether it’s evil or “aevil”, or searching for answers that are somewhat easily found when you pass that annoying age of adolescence filled with self-importance, acid arrogance and erecting rebellion.
Anyway, yes, “Gothique” was entertaining and fed my sadistic fantasies even if only in this literary way. Plus, the characters of Cass and his roomate and friend Colleen, who both ended up being turned into vampires, remind me myself and my dearest Parisian fiend Killian.
Hmm, yes, go and read it.
